sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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