I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
false alarm. still invincible.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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