All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.