Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
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i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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