We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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