I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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