o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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