You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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