She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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