Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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