doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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