Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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