thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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