call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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