there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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