yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Farmville is her only friend.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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