I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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