Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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