Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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