did you get engaged???
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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