i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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