That's intense
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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