it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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