My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Randomize
