It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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