If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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