I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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