if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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