So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Come see our sink grown plant.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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