Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito