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• (602): View more from Arizona

  well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.

  (631): View more from New York

  Samesies

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"

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• (939): View more from Puerto Rico

  Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad

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