hotel room ftw
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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