Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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