I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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