So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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