I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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