Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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