trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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