I am puke
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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