i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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