You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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