spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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