Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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