Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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