oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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