Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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