i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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