Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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