pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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