I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Randomize