I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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