Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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