normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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