I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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