What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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