I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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